one person's crazy is another person's reality
911official:

my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message
  • Me while driving: Don't you fucking do it.
  • Me: Don't you--
  • Me: YOU FUCKING DID IT.
  • Jul 2312 notes
    asian:

went grocery shopping

    asian:

    my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?

    ZERO

    and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside

    Jul 236,933 notes

    beyonco:

    naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

    (Source: bitchbot)

    Jul 23204,293 notes

    alt-j:

    music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

    Jul 23303,674 notes